Don't Be Gay, George

Stephen Colbert: The Rev. George Rekers, this mastiff of masculinity, is co-founder with Dr. James Dobson of the Family Research Council, and he's on the board of The National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality, or NARTH, which is dedicated to turning gay people straight again. So you'll never guess who this alpha dog recently took on a ten-day, all-expense-paid trip to Europe. Unless...you guess "gay male prostitute."Clip of 

NBC newscaster: Rekers claims he was unaware the escort was a male prostitute, and that he hired him because recent surgery left him unable to lift his luggage. 

Colbert: Technically, I believe he was looking for someone to hoist his sack.