Saturday 18 December 2010
The End of DADT
Posted on 13:16 by Unknown
Barbara Morrill from Daily Kos sums it up nicely:
The repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" was passed on a final vote of 65-31. There are unverified reports that John McCain's (R-AZ) legs fell off.
Friday 17 December 2010
DeNiro and Hoffman Deadpan Letterman Appearance
Posted on 22:11 by Unknown
While granting that the Fokker franchise is a long way from "Taxi Driver" or "The Graduate", if they're going to agree to shill for their latest film on the talk show circuit, shouldn't DeNiro and Hoffman at least sit up straight in their chairs?
Watching Letterman read past movie glories from sheets of paper while his guests schlumped down in their seats was probably as painful to perform as it was to watch, but I'm not a professional TV watcher, while they are considered highly-regarded actors.
So act interested, will ya?
What an awkward segment.
Watching Letterman read past movie glories from sheets of paper while his guests schlumped down in their seats was probably as painful to perform as it was to watch, but I'm not a professional TV watcher, while they are considered highly-regarded actors.
So act interested, will ya?
What an awkward segment.
Monday 13 December 2010
If You Were Born Today
Posted on 09:02 by Unknown
Low - If You Were Born Today (Song for Little Baby Jesus)
Saturday 11 December 2010
Monday 6 December 2010
Saturday 4 December 2010
Thursday 2 December 2010
We Need Wikileaks
Posted on 06:46 by Unknown
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people....To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of statesmanship. - Theodore Roosevelt
Bully. Bully.
Bully. Bully.
Tuesday 30 November 2010
Uncomfortable Truthasaurus
Posted on 06:01 by Unknown
Monday 22 November 2010
Nukes and Scrotums
Posted on 15:54 by Unknown
Department of Energy agents can drive our nukes around while intoxicated, but the only way to keep America safe is for some TSA dude to fondle my nutsack before I catch a flight.
It all makes perfect sense now.
It all makes perfect sense now.
Thursday 11 November 2010
Survival With Ted Bear
Posted on 05:38 by Unknown
Monday 8 November 2010
Proper Words for Democrats
Posted on 16:42 by Unknown
I've been doing a slow burn since the election as the avalanche of excuses for why Dems lost the House and some key Senate seats has roared down the media mountain.
Thankfully, David Sirota has taken the time to summarize the issues at hand.
David lays out all the reasons why Dems lost. You should give it a read.
Thankfully, David Sirota has taken the time to summarize the issues at hand.
Go fuck yourself because all of your arguments are about what policies should be pursued to rescue Democratic politicians' electoral future, rather than about what policies are needed to rescue, say, the fucking country's future. Additionally, go fuck yourself because if you know so much about winning elections and if you are so sure conservadem-ism/Blue Dog-ism is the way to win said elections, how come it was the conservadems/Blue Dog candidates - not liberal candidates - who lost the most elections this year?
Also, go fuck yourself because the fact that you are even trying to create the same old bash-the-liberals debate exposes you not just as substantively wrong, but as professionally employed to despoil our culture with bullshit -- and specifically, with bullshit that you know is bullshit. That, really, everyone knows is bullshit.
David lays out all the reasons why Dems lost. You should give it a read.
Friday 5 November 2010
Matt Taibbi on Olbermann Suspension
Posted on 19:01 by Unknown
How Matt Taibbi is able to continually squeeze through the bullshit and come out crystal clear on the other side is beyond me, but his analysis of the Olbermann campaign contribution kerfuffle is spot-on.
We had a whole generation of journalists who sat by and did nothing while, for instance, George Bush led us into an idiotic war on a lie, plus thousands more who spent day after day collecting checks by covering Britney's hair and Tiger's text messages and other stupidities while the economy blew up and two bloody wars went on mostly unexamined... and it's Keith Olbermann who should "pay the price" for being unethical? Because, and let me get this straight, he donated money, privately, to politicians?
This is absurd even by GE's standards. There is no reason, not even a theoretical one, why any journalist should be prevented from having political opinions and participating in election campaigns in his spare time. The policy would be ridiculous even if we were talking about an evening news anchor -- because the only "ethical" question here is the issue of NBC wanting to preserve the appearance of impartiality and being unable to do so, because political contributions happen to be public record and impossible to hide from viewers.
Republican Priorities
Posted on 17:10 by Unknown
"Republicans won big on election day. They say their two big priorities are cutting taxes and reducing the debt. Which is sort of like wanting to lose weight and win 'Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.'"
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Wednesday 3 November 2010
Krugman - Results, Not Process
Posted on 15:01 by Unknown
I listened to part of Obama's post-election presser today, and I had to turn it off. I thought about what he was saying and knew I had a problem with it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on why.
Thankfully, there's Paul Krugman:
Thankfully, there's Paul Krugman:
Nobody cares about this stuff — they care about results. Nobody really cares about earmarks; they’re just code for spending less (less on somebody else, of course, not me). Nobody cares about civility and bipartisanship, which in practice are code for Democrats giving in to Republican demands. Nobody cares about parliamentary maneuvers: we can argue about the role of health reform in the election, but I bet not one voter in 50 knows or cares that it was passed using reconciliation (as were the sacred Bush tax cuts we must, must retain).
If Obama had used fancy footwork and 2 AM sessions to pass a big public works program, and this program had brought unemployment down, Republicans would be screaming about the process — and Democrats would have comfortably held control of Congress. Remember the voter backlash against the way Medicare drug benefits were passed? Neither do I.
Sunday 31 October 2010
Saturday 30 October 2010
Touched By His Sane Appendage
Posted on 19:39 by Unknown
Favorite Sanity Rally Sign
Posted on 18:59 by Unknown
Too Much Tea Party, Not Enough Mr. T Party
Posted on 18:50 by Unknown
Friday 29 October 2010
The Oatmeal - Celebrating Halloween
Posted on 16:15 by Unknown
Smells Like Softcore Porn
Posted on 16:00 by Unknown
Wow. This Christina Aguilera perfume ad smells like softcore porn to me.
Sunday 24 October 2010
Chamber of Whores
Posted on 05:02 by Unknown
GRIT TV has put together a damning behind-the-scenes look at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce that details from where the money comes, and to what the money goes.
If you think the U.S. Chamber in any way aligns with the mission of your local Chamber of Commerce, prepare to be shocked.
If you think the U.S. Chamber in any way aligns with the mission of your local Chamber of Commerce, prepare to be shocked.
Saturday 23 October 2010
Eight False Things The Public "Knows" Prior to Election Day
Posted on 15:51 by Unknown
Baffled as to why these misperceptions still exist.
Could someone please tell journalists to write 1000 words on reality. I realize this might be more difficult than simply cutting and pasting press releases from the GOP, and columnists might not get invited to the cool parties anymore, but for crying out loud.
On a positive note, I'll bet half of Americans can name eight contestants on Dancing With The Stars.
Could someone please tell journalists to write 1000 words on reality. I realize this might be more difficult than simply cutting and pasting press releases from the GOP, and columnists might not get invited to the cool parties anymore, but for crying out loud.
On a positive note, I'll bet half of Americans can name eight contestants on Dancing With The Stars.
Flood of Opaque Funding Drowning Democracy
Posted on 15:18 by Unknown
The Citizens United decision was terrible on several levels. We're already seeing the effects of torrential special interest money cascading through this election cycle. I just want to veg out and watch an hour of television, but that means sitting through a monsoon of campaign ads full of lies, half-truths, selective interpretations, and negativity. I can't do it.
Money rules politics and government. It always has, and it always will. The system is engineered to ensure that never changes. I get it.
Thankfully, there are still a couple of folks who believe in transparency. Will Tom Perriello win? No idea. But I'm glad he's fighting the good fight.
Money rules politics and government. It always has, and it always will. The system is engineered to ensure that never changes. I get it.
Thankfully, there are still a couple of folks who believe in transparency. Will Tom Perriello win? No idea. But I'm glad he's fighting the good fight.
Wikileaks and War
Posted on 14:52 by Unknown
It's really lousy that a lone, low-ranking military intelligence operative could violate his oath and our morality by leaking hundreds of thousands of electronic documents gathered during the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
That said, if the press corp was doing its job, and our government could tell the truth and maintain some sort of temerity to stick to American values and traditions, Wikileaks would be irrelevant.
We reap what we sow sometimes. Let the outrage begin.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
That said, if the press corp was doing its job, and our government could tell the truth and maintain some sort of temerity to stick to American values and traditions, Wikileaks would be irrelevant.
We reap what we sow sometimes. Let the outrage begin.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
Friday 22 October 2010
Thursday 21 October 2010
Six Steps to Suicide
Posted on 12:02 by Unknown
This is a fascinating piece in Scientific American about the six primary steps in the escape theory that culminates in probable suicide when all the criteria are met.
In considering people’s motivations for killing themselves, it is essential to recognize that most suicides are driven by a flash flood of strong emotions, not rational, philosophical thoughts in which the pros and cons are evaluated critically. And, as I mentioned in last week’s column on the evolutionary biology of suicide, from a psychological science perspective, I don’t think any scholar ever captured the suicidal mind better than Florida State University psychologist Roy Baumeister in his 1990 Psychological Review article , “Suicide as Escape from the Self.” To reiterate, I see Baumeister’s cognitive rubric as the engine of emotions driving deCatanzaro’s biologically adaptive suicidal decision-making. There are certainly more recent theoretical models of suicide than Baumeister’s, but none in my opinion are an improvement. The author gives us a uniquely detailed glimpse into the intolerable and relentlessly egocentric tunnel vision that is experienced by a genuinely suicidal person.
James Harrison Has Sand In His Panties
Posted on 08:02 by Unknown
Hey, James Harrison. The rules apply to you, too.
As much as I love Steelers football, either be a professional or retire already.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
As much as I love Steelers football, either be a professional or retire already.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
Condom Bagpipe
Posted on 07:02 by Unknown
Is this necessary?
On a side note, I practiced safe sax in high school. Alto.
On a side note, I practiced safe sax in high school. Alto.
Gays in Space
Posted on 06:02 by Unknown
Monday 18 October 2010
Oh Java, Why Do You Hate Us?
Posted on 16:01 by Unknown
Brian Krebs, writing in his Krebs on Security blog, comments on reports from Microsoft that the number of attacks against Java vulnerabilities has overtaken attacks against Adobe products. Adobe is obviously breathing a sigh of relief.
Says Krebs:
Says Krebs:
My research shows the reason for the spike, and it precedes the 3rd quarter of 2010: Java exploits have been folded into a number of the top “exploit packs,” commercial crimeware kits sold in the hacker underground that make it simple to seed hacked or malicious sites with code that exploits a variety of browser flaws in a bid to install malware.
All automation, all the time. Point and click assaults on known threat vectors. If you install it, they will come.
I'm less concerned because I run Linux boxes, but I still exercise caution with the Java in my environment. Relying on Java's auto-update feature has proven woefully inadequate.
Krebs has previously recommended removing Java from your machine if possible, but it's so intertwined with browsers and third-party apps that successfully getting Java off and keeping it off is a Herculean task.
Tuesday 12 October 2010
Tea Bagger Welfare
Posted on 19:23 by Unknown
Love Matt Taibbi:
But these Tea Partyers make themselves fair game with their preposterous absolutist stance on government. If you call Obamacare radical socialism and unemployment insurance a parasitic welfare state program—well, guess what, asshole, you’re going to get rung up when we find out you had your whole family living off state medical aid and farm subsidies.
Tuesday 5 October 2010
Unemployment Musical Chairs
Posted on 06:32 by Unknown
Gin and Tacos has a plaintive piece on the absolute futility of expecting either party to solve the unemployment dilemma via more magical "job retraining" programs:
No, we can't.
The problem, of course, is that we can retrain people until the cows come home and it won't matter because the jobs aren't there. We keep adding more people to the game of musical chairs, and if the number of chairs doesn't increase it really doesn't matter how quick the players are. So when the White House announces the thousandth "job training initiative" of the last 20 years in response to the current levels of unemployment it is hard not to laugh. Retraining for what? The stated goal is to match the unemployed with the needs of the major companies behind the plans, including Gap and McDonald's. It's sad that people need to be retrained to reach the level of competence necessary to fold sweaters at Old Navy or supervise high schoolers at McDonald's. Anyone else wonder if the difficulty in filling those positions, if indeed there is any, has anything to do with the fact that an adult can't live off of the money they're paying? Can't quite "retrain" ourselves around that problem, can we.
No, we can't.
Saturday 2 October 2010
Stop Being Afraid
Posted on 12:25 by Unknown
Friday 1 October 2010
White House White Board on Tax Cuts
Posted on 14:02 by Unknown
How controversy Works = SMBC
Posted on 08:02 by Unknown
Saturday 25 September 2010
Age of Denial
Posted on 21:28 by Unknown
I think Peter Daou is right:
America is in an Age of Denial, a time in which intolerable injustices are widely ignored, from preventable hunger, poverty and disease to irreversible environmental destruction to the global oppression of girls and women.
It is an age where wealth disparities are at record levels, where a war based on lies and deceptions that resulted in unimaginable carnage is heralded as a success, where the assault on basic rights and liberties is greeted with a yawn — if not a cheer.
Friday 24 September 2010
ATM Keypad Shielding
Posted on 10:02 by Unknown
If you're not shielding the ATM keypad before entering your PIN number, this video will demonstrate the error of your ways.
With the use of card skimming devices on the rise, and given the public's inability to determine if an ATM has been compromised, shielding the keypad is one of the only defenses available.
Via Gawker
With the use of card skimming devices on the rise, and given the public's inability to determine if an ATM has been compromised, shielding the keypad is one of the only defenses available.
Via Gawker
Thursday 23 September 2010
DADT - It's Time
Posted on 06:32 by Unknown
Monday 20 September 2010
National Debt by President
Posted on 18:46 by Unknown
Speed of Light, Density of Stupid
Posted on 18:18 by Unknown
Monday 13 September 2010
Ask Not For Whom The Football Tolls
Posted on 21:02 by Unknown
When did I become the guy who stays up past midnight to watch both halves of a Monday Night Football double-header, knowing my alarm goes off a 6?
Arrrrrrrr....
Tuesday 7 September 2010
Wealth, Religion, and David Brooks
Posted on 18:12 by Unknown
Matt Taibbi is poking at David Brooks again, but I happen to agree with this particular passage:
A few weeks before that I tried on a friend’s recommendation to get into Entourage and gave up after it struck me that it was the same show as Sex and the City – a drama about a foursome of impulsive yuppies with lots of disposable income who spend half of each show buying brand-name consumer products to make them feel better about having no brains/soul. And the plot of pretty much every reality show is the same: ordinary middle American Joes with poor taste meet silver-tongued, fake-boobed Hollywood/New York shopping expert, who tells them what a shitty house they’ve been living in and what ugly shoes they’re wearing, and hands them a bunch of cash so that they can shop themselves back to superficial respectability. The public seems to have a limitless appetite for this awful stuff, which makes me wonder if it’s possible to clinically diagnose an entire country with depression.
Tuesday 31 August 2010
Republican Young Guns Go 'Pew Pew'
Posted on 19:06 by Unknown
Sadly, this is not satire. It is, however, idiotic.
Pew pew!
Pew pew!
Friday 27 August 2010
Glenn Beck - I Have A Scheme
Posted on 15:02 by Unknown
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
I Have a Scheme | ||||
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Sunday 8 August 2010
Comfort Wipe - Like A Really Big Qtip For Your Ass
Posted on 13:22 by Unknown
Saturday 7 August 2010
Rachel Maddow Responds to Bill O'Reilly's Response to Rachel Maddow
Posted on 05:59 by Unknown
Smart sometimes still wins.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Sam Seder Calls BS on Manhattan Muslim Mosque Mongering
Posted on 05:49 by Unknown
Who does Google know that you know? - Boing Boing
Posted on 05:35 by Unknown
It's unsettling to click a link and find that you're connected to thousands of people without your knowledge, even though that's sort of the purpose of social networking tools on the Internet.
Who does Google know that you know? - Boing Boing
Who does Google know that you know? - Boing Boing
Cat Safety Propaganda - A Short Animated Film
Posted on 05:15 by Unknown
Friday 6 August 2010
Pulp Fiction With Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
Posted on 12:02 by Unknown
Christopher Hitchens Talks About God and Cancer
Posted on 10:02 by Unknown
Jon Stewart Thinks About Giving Up
Posted on 07:02 by Unknown
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Praying for a Big Dick
Posted on 06:02 by Unknown
Thursday 5 August 2010
Critical Adobe Reader Flaw Virtually Ignored
Posted on 19:31 by Unknown
If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound? Such is the conundrum faced by philosophers for generations.
What if a critical flaw in Adobe Reader was demonstrated before a group of security professionals at the Black Hat conference and none of them made a sound, either?
That's what Charlie Miller must be thinking. He's the security expert that presented the vulnerability at Black Hat. His lament?
"Adobe security is so bad that […] not a single person tweeted it. Sad."
Adobe has acknowledged the flaw and is said to be working on a fix. Whether the patch is released out of band or at Adobe's next scheduled quarterly security release remains to be seen. Also unclear is the list of versions impacted by the vulnerability. The only good news is that there are no reports of exploits in the wild.
Some question how many more security blows Adobe can endure before going down for the count. My response is to look at Microsoft's track record. Many years into their latest secure coding push, Redmond is scheduled to release 14 patches to close 34 vulnerabilities in their August 2010 Bulletin Release. This mandates a massive amount of testing and deployment for enterprise customers, yet Windows is still the dominant operating system and office suite. The cost of switching away is substantial due to user training, infrastructure, and application impacts that it's almost cheaper to stick with the ugliness you know.
The same holds true for Adobe. It's the PDF reader with the most saturation, and not just among corporate environments. Home users are virtually guaranteed to have Adobe Reader installed on their systems, even though fully functional alternatives exist. Many have found Reader installed as a bundled offering from another application. The home user is also more likely to have an unpatched operating system and outdated software offerings, making exploit trivial. Antivirus protection? Please.
Adobe's install base and numerous versions places the company in the same predicament as Microsoft. There's a lot of old, insecure stuff out there, and even offering an automatic update solution only partially solves the problem. If Adobe can get 80% of the vulnerable installs patched, that still leaves hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of ripe targets out there. And when the next critical Adobe flaw appears - and you know it's when, and not if - the hamster wheel spins again.
My advice is the same as always. Dump Adobe products for less target-rich alternatives. A simple Google search on PDF readers will return scores of options onto your screen. Be sure to completely uninstall any Adobe software currently on your machine, being wary of third-party apps that might have plunked down some version while you whistled through a boring install routine. If in doubt, use Task Manager to look for processes associated with Adobe products.
Otherwise, abandon hope all ye who enter Adobeville. Like another Scream sequel, this will not end well.
What if a critical flaw in Adobe Reader was demonstrated before a group of security professionals at the Black Hat conference and none of them made a sound, either?
That's what Charlie Miller must be thinking. He's the security expert that presented the vulnerability at Black Hat. His lament?
"Adobe security is so bad that […] not a single person tweeted it. Sad."
Adobe has acknowledged the flaw and is said to be working on a fix. Whether the patch is released out of band or at Adobe's next scheduled quarterly security release remains to be seen. Also unclear is the list of versions impacted by the vulnerability. The only good news is that there are no reports of exploits in the wild.
Some question how many more security blows Adobe can endure before going down for the count. My response is to look at Microsoft's track record. Many years into their latest secure coding push, Redmond is scheduled to release 14 patches to close 34 vulnerabilities in their August 2010 Bulletin Release. This mandates a massive amount of testing and deployment for enterprise customers, yet Windows is still the dominant operating system and office suite. The cost of switching away is substantial due to user training, infrastructure, and application impacts that it's almost cheaper to stick with the ugliness you know.
The same holds true for Adobe. It's the PDF reader with the most saturation, and not just among corporate environments. Home users are virtually guaranteed to have Adobe Reader installed on their systems, even though fully functional alternatives exist. Many have found Reader installed as a bundled offering from another application. The home user is also more likely to have an unpatched operating system and outdated software offerings, making exploit trivial. Antivirus protection? Please.
Adobe's install base and numerous versions places the company in the same predicament as Microsoft. There's a lot of old, insecure stuff out there, and even offering an automatic update solution only partially solves the problem. If Adobe can get 80% of the vulnerable installs patched, that still leaves hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of ripe targets out there. And when the next critical Adobe flaw appears - and you know it's when, and not if - the hamster wheel spins again.
My advice is the same as always. Dump Adobe products for less target-rich alternatives. A simple Google search on PDF readers will return scores of options onto your screen. Be sure to completely uninstall any Adobe software currently on your machine, being wary of third-party apps that might have plunked down some version while you whistled through a boring install routine. If in doubt, use Task Manager to look for processes associated with Adobe products.
Otherwise, abandon hope all ye who enter Adobeville. Like another Scream sequel, this will not end well.
Sarah Palin Thinks Obama Is Over His Head
Posted on 18:32 by Unknown
If there's one thing in which Sarah Palin does have some experience, it's being over her head. So there's that. Also.
Via Gawker
Via Gawker
Sofia Vergara Fights With Gordon Ramsay on Leno
Posted on 12:02 by Unknown
I love Sofia Vergara. I do not love Gordon Ramsay. Evidence shows my logic is correct.
Rachel Maddow - Prop 8 Decision
Posted on 08:02 by Unknown
Wednesday 4 August 2010
Dick Pen
Posted on 19:18 by Unknown
My penis is very ergonomic. I should know. I've been holding it for nearly fifty years.
I wouldn't mind having a BioErgonomic pen, even though I do a lot more typing that writing these days. Anything that's better for my body gets a thumbs-up.
But does it need to look like a johnson? And will the tip dry out if I don't put the cap back on?
Can I call it the Bic Dick?
Does it come with its own rollerballs?
Does the ink turn the paper yellowish over time?
I believe I will stop now.
Geekologie
I wouldn't mind having a BioErgonomic pen, even though I do a lot more typing that writing these days. Anything that's better for my body gets a thumbs-up.
But does it need to look like a johnson? And will the tip dry out if I don't put the cap back on?
Can I call it the Bic Dick?
Does it come with its own rollerballs?
Does the ink turn the paper yellowish over time?
I believe I will stop now.
Geekologie
Severe, Rampant Diarrhea Can't Be Good
Posted on 19:08 by Unknown
I've started taking a super-powerful antibiotic that targets bacterial infections, and the warning label says that severe, rampant diarrhea may occur, sometimes weeks or months after treatment.
I guess killing the good bacteria in your gastrointestinal system while also knocking off bad bacteria elsewhere is something of a trade-off.
I hope I'm not in the middle of a long car ride if this kicks in. That would suck.
For everyone.
I guess killing the good bacteria in your gastrointestinal system while also knocking off bad bacteria elsewhere is something of a trade-off.
I hope I'm not in the middle of a long car ride if this kicks in. That would suck.
For everyone.
Tuesday 3 August 2010
SMBC - Carl Sagan
Posted on 08:12 by Unknown
Monday 2 August 2010
Fox Gets A Front Row Seat
Posted on 06:47 by Unknown
Various news agencies and bloggers are at different levels of Defcon over the White House Correspondents Association decision to move Fox to the front row in the White House briefing room.
No one outside of this infuriating clique cares unless the result is lower unemployment, exits from two wars, and no more hungry children.
No one outside of this infuriating clique cares unless the result is lower unemployment, exits from two wars, and no more hungry children.
Sunday 1 August 2010
Wrightsville Beach Diner
Posted on 06:24 by Unknown
Anyone have a favorite diner in Wrightsville Beach?
I'm talking about the kind where the hash browns are crispy-crunchy, the coffee is strong, and the staff is not your standard cast of tourist trap characters?
I'm talking about the kind where the hash browns are crispy-crunchy, the coffee is strong, and the staff is not your standard cast of tourist trap characters?
Drill, Baby, Drill: A Coke Talk Analysis
Posted on 05:44 by Unknown
Dear Coke Talk goes all Professor Peabody when asked about the vacuous phrase, "Drill, baby, drill."
And:
So how does she manage to translate the past to the present?
The etymology of the phrase “drill, baby, drill” is derived from the legendary words attributed to Bill Epton, a militant black activist who was jailed for uttering “burn, baby, burn” in response to the Harlem riots of 1964
And:
Once upon a time in America, a black man was convicted and imprisoned because the words “burn, baby, burn” were an incitement to violence. A few decades later, a black man was elevated to the chairmanship of the Republican Party because the words “drill, baby, drill” were an incitement to jingoistic fervor.
So how does she manage to translate the past to the present?
I know, you weren’t expecting me to go all college professor on you. You probably just asked about this because you wanted me to talk shit about Sarah Palin. After all, she’s the one who made the phrase popular.
That’s fine. I have no problem with that. Thing is, that empty headed cunt runs around parroting “drill, baby, drill” to her political base of half-retarded right wing nutballs, and I doubt she’s ever heard of Bill Epton. She wouldn’t have a clue as to the ironic etymology of the phrase. She’s too fucking dumb.
Smart, acerbic women are wonderful.
Image via geoffgresh's photostream on flickr
Meaty Spam in my Inbox
Posted on 05:29 by Unknown
Judging by my spam folder, there's an audience for secretly capturing my hard meaty stick. Who are these people, anyway?
Saturday 31 July 2010
The Difference Between Loneliness and Solitude
Posted on 12:14 by Unknown
Friday 30 July 2010
Angry Weiner
Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
That's one hot Weiner. I relish these puns.
More of this, please.
More of this, please.
US Broadband Speeds Slower Than Kyrgyzstan
Posted on 17:02 by Unknown
Recent surveys detailed at TechDirt inform us that the US ranks about 27th in broadband download and upload speeds, behind such technological powerhouses as Kyrgyzstan.
I'm calling this the "Borat Effect," so you'll need to pay me if you use that. Real moneys, too.
We're falling behind is just about everything due to two factors: greed and cowardice. US broadband providers want to extract as much profit from their business as possible while providing the bare minimum to attract and retain customers, and our Congress and administration are more than happy to accept campaign contributions from broadband providers while ensuring that nothing improves.
Needed: Technical Learnings of Kyrgyzstan for Make Broadband Glorious Nation of America.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
I'm calling this the "Borat Effect," so you'll need to pay me if you use that. Real moneys, too.
We're falling behind is just about everything due to two factors: greed and cowardice. US broadband providers want to extract as much profit from their business as possible while providing the bare minimum to attract and retain customers, and our Congress and administration are more than happy to accept campaign contributions from broadband providers while ensuring that nothing improves.
Needed: Technical Learnings of Kyrgyzstan for Make Broadband Glorious Nation of America.
Image via Wikimedia Commons
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