I'm gonna put two hotels on that dinosaur, then sit back and watch the loaves and fishes roll in.
Showing posts with label odd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label odd. Show all posts
Friday, 22 October 2010
Thursday, 21 October 2010
Friday, 23 July 2010
What a complicated time in which to live.
Monday, 28 June 2010
This will eventually be a Lifetime movie starring Jennifer Love Hewitt.
The plot: A naked woman jumps into the front seat of a guy's car as he was putting up signs on the side of the road and proceeds to motor off. Righteously indignant, sign man springs into naked woman's abandoned wheels and gives chase, calling the po-lice as he goes into full Dukes of Hazzard mode.
Naked woman crashes and escapes on foot, soon to be surrounded by panting, Taser-happy cops, so she makes the right military decision. Attack!
She charges at the cops, who can't corral her because she's bloody and slippery from her aforementioned wipeout. Naked woman slithers past the fuzz and drops into a patrol car, speeding off with the Keystone Kops in full pursuit. Then Dukes, them Dukes!
Being a naked woman with no formal police training, she eventually crashes the cruiser, runs off, scales a barbed-wire fence, and scurries around before being encircled by cops and lit-up like fireworks by Tasers.
Authorities said there were no indications of drugs or alcohol. Maybe the clothing burned her flesh.
I can see Love Hewitt's saucy breasts bouncing as she hurtles down the road, demurely biting her lower lip as she powerslides around corners before running in slo-mo while the fuzz try to zap her bejeweled bajingo like she's a duck plinker game at the state fair. Win me a stuffed giraffe, Daddy!
I'm rooting for you, Jennifer, in your quest to pull off a bra-free Cannonball Run. You certainly have the ammunition.
Salt Lake Tribune
Sunday, 6 June 2010
Friday, 4 June 2010
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Will empanada-stuffed super-heroes be the next Internet meme? I can see the Tumblr now.
Geekologie
Monday, 24 May 2010
It's all mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
"The point is that I did it."
No, the point is that you looked ridiculous repeatedly slamming a sheet of wood laminate onto your head in a vain attempt to motivate others. To your credit - I'll bet reported incidents of plywood head slamming drop precipitously.
"The point is that I did it."
No, the point is that you looked ridiculous repeatedly slamming a sheet of wood laminate onto your head in a vain attempt to motivate others. To your credit - I'll bet reported incidents of plywood head slamming drop precipitously.
Friday, 21 May 2010
Thomas Salme flew back and forth between Sweden and the rest of Europe, and no one was any the wiser. It's rumored that he liked gladiator movies.
Fake license. Home printer. 737s.
Maybe things are a lot more loose in Europe than they are in the US. Heck, I need to take off my shoes and endure endless searches just to ride in the back of the plane here. This dude gets to fly it with no more than a homemade certificate and an official-looking hat.
There are certain positions that benefit from actual training in order to be considered qualified. Heart surgeon, dentist, nuclear power plant operator - all require a modicum of formal schooling. Apparently tooling around the friendly skies does not.
All you need is a couple of hours in a flight simulator and balls of steel.
Via Gizmodo
Saturday, 8 May 2010
Thursday, 6 May 2010
Wednesday, 5 May 2010
I can't imagine why anyone would want their abode stinking of Sliders and Fish Nibblers, but then again, I'm nearly asphyxiated every time I stroll past a White Barn Candle Company location, so what do I know?
Via BoingBoing
Sunday, 2 May 2010
Thursday, 29 April 2010
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
If you can watch this without getting the willies, then you're a better man than I. Unless you're a woman. Then you're twice the man.
Helping the hearing impaired learn to better articulate their speech is a noble cause. I just don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to find this thing going nom nom nom on my jugular.
Geekologie
Helping the hearing impaired learn to better articulate their speech is a noble cause. I just don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to find this thing going nom nom nom on my jugular.
Geekologie
Saturday, 17 April 2010
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