Yee haw, environment....
Monday, 31 May 2010
Obama and Arlington Cemetery
Posted on 15:42 by Unknown

Much snark has been directed toward President Obama for his decision to spend this Memorial Day weekend in Chicago rather than in Washington. Right-wing hysteria generally attributes this to Obama's rocky relationship with the military and overall disdain for the troops. After all, every president honors the fallen in-person at Arlington National Cemetery, right?Via firedoglake, not so much:The critics were either ignorant of the facts or they failed...
Sunday, 30 May 2010
Funny But Fake BP Tweets
Posted on 08:32 by Unknown

While we wait for BP to cap their wellhead, let's focus on the ongoing gusher of available sna...
Roger Ebert's Quest for Frisson
Posted on 08:16 by Unknown

Finally, I have a label for it. Frisson.Roger Ebert pens an elaborate essay that incorporates Twitter, classic works of literature, and neurophysiology into an enlightening companion piece to a Wired article on how the Internet is helping to change our neural pathways.The French word frisson describes something English has no better word for: a brief intense reaction, usually a feeling of excitement, recognition, or terror. It's often accompanied...
Saturday, 29 May 2010
Friday, 28 May 2010
It must be summer - I want a banana split
Posted on 18:54 by Unknown

Sitting out on the back deck tonight, watching Mrs. Skeptimist bury some tomato plants in one of those newfangled upside down hanging planters, a sudden craving surfaces.I want a banana split.Huh? What brought that on?Perhaps I've been bitten by the bug of summer. At lunchtime, I motored over to the pharmacy with the windows down and sunroof open, my Fidel Castro hat perched on top of my baldness to ward off many-nomas. Having some time to waste,...
McDonald's Ogre Load McFlurry Is No Money Shot
Posted on 17:03 by Unknown

Never underestimate the power of stupid people when they form groups. The execs that brainstormed the Ogre Load McFlurry into existence would be in that aforementioned confederacy of dunces.McLovin, why do you always smell like bleach? I thought it was supposed to be a hint of mint.Geekolo...
Memorial Day - A Country Distracted
Posted on 14:05 by Unknown

Paul Rieckhoff, executive director and founder of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, details how Memorial Day is often viewed by veterans and their families. Not surprisingly, Rieckhoff believes there are two Americas on this day:For most Americans, Memorial Day weekend marks the triumphant return of summer: a trip to the beach and a day off of work - barbecues, beers and bargains. Yet, as most Americans head to the beach or the mall, many...
Obama The Do-Nothing Socialist
Posted on 10:42 by Unknown

So one moment, President Obama is condemned by the right for allegedly having a socialist plan to take over the world, and the next moment, these same doinks complain that he's been slow to take over oil spill containment activities?It's like a two-headed coin, where both sides are stupid.Boys, I'm tellin' ya. You're gonna want more cowbell....
Conservatives - Greece is the Word
Posted on 06:22 by Unknown
Another episode of "That's Bullshit" with Sam Sed...
Thursday, 27 May 2010
Hospital Flack Gets Touchy Feely With Reporter
Posted on 17:54 by Unknown
Wow. I'm usually not that sympathetic toward television reporters, but this San Francisco area hospital community relations dude must be auditioning for a role on NBC's The Office. Gaw...
Kevin Drum on 'Oil Spill Kabuki'
Posted on 17:42 by Unknown
Kevin Drum seems a little frustrated by the current oil spill machinations, and understandably so:I feel like I should say something about the big press conference Obama just held. It's not like he does a whole lot of them. But it seemed pretty soporific to me. On the one hand, it's true that when he said he was "angry and frustrated" about the BP oil spill, he sure didn't seem very angry or frustrated. On the other hand, watching the CNN...
Republicans Are Worried About Gays Violating Their Foxholes (if you know what I mean)
Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
Republicans have a point. When I was in a foxhole, bullets whizzing overhead, in moments when I wasn't contemplating certain death, I had an overwhelming urge to hump the dogface ass-deep in the mud next to me. And I'm not even gay.Imagine how difficult it would be for a homo who couldn't control his craven desires. Fucktar...
The Bechdel Test for Women in Movies
Posted on 17:07 by Unknown
I never really thought about it. But now that I'm thinking about it, it's just another example of how shitty it is that Hollywood is dominated by men.Via The Daily D...
Shirtless Kirk - To Boldly Go Where No Scent Has Gone Before
Posted on 16:51 by Unknown

Want to know something about chicks? Sure you do. Look at me. Look. At. Me.Chicks dig dudes with a hairless, commanding scent. Who speak...in...halting...sentences. Muscular, sinewy officers who battle Gorn until the man-lizard is overcome by the power of Kirk-sweat and righteousness. That's the essence of manliness, the fragrance of fortitude.You don't want to smell of Spock. That's illogical.Bones Balm? Dammit, it's a cologne, not an ointment,...
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Demon Robot Breaks Leg, Fearful Masses Rejoice
Posted on 18:51 by Unknown
Two points to make here.This is one scary-ass robot. I'm going to have robot domination nightmares all night. I can tell.I'm glad it broke its leg off. There, I said ...
Sex and the City 2 - Zowie!
Posted on 18:30 by Unknown
Interesting review of Sex and the City 2:SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car."Burkas and Birk...
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Geek Pride Day
Posted on 09:52 by Unknown

Today is Geek Pride Day. Why? Because we geeks have the technical expertise to make it so, that's why.Via Wikipedia: Geek Pride Day is an initiative which claims the right of every person to be a nerd or a geek. It has been celebrated on May 25 since 2006, celebrating the premiere of the first Star Wars movie in 1977. Rights:1. The right to be even geekier.2. The right to not leave your house.3. The right to not like football or any other...
More Fantastic Journalism
Posted on 08:02 by Unknown

From our friends in Brevard County:The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.Will empanada-stuffed super-heroes be the next Internet meme? I can see the Tumblr now.Geekolo...
Bobblespeak Translation of This Week with Jake Tapper
Posted on 07:52 by Unknown

The Bobblespeak Translations version of This Week with Jake Tapper, with guests Tim Kaine of the DNC and Michael Steele of the RNC:Tapper: Mike Steele your Senate nominee Rand Paul says the Civil Rights Act was great except for the desegregationSteele: sure that was stupid - but he’s clarified it to say he doesn’t hate black people he just doesn’t want have to be around them if doesn’t want toTapper: Tim how can you lose now?Kaine: well we’re Democrats...
Epic Dysfunction at Minerals Management Service
Posted on 07:12 by Unknown
From the New York Times:Federal regulators responsible for oversight of drilling in the Gulf of Mexico allowed industry officials several years ago to fill in their own inspection reports in pencil — and then turned them over to the regulators, who traced over them in pen before submitting the reports to the agency, according to an inspector general’s report to be released this week.Words fail me. Outrage does n...
Geithner Sure Plays A Mean Round Ball
Posted on 06:02 by Unknown
If Timmy was half as good when it comes to monetary policy, maybe we'd have financial reform and unemployment below 7%. He might be good shooting from the outside, but the team wins or loses based on the bruising inside ga...
Monday, 24 May 2010
Worst. Motivational. Speaker. Ever.
Posted on 18:32 by Unknown
It's all mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."The point is that I did it."No, the point is that you looked ridiculous repeatedly slamming a sheet of wood laminate onto your head in a vain attempt to motivate others. To your credit - I'll bet reported incidents of plywood head slamming drop precipitously.var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Still Not Serious About Identity Theft
Posted on 16:17 by Unknown

Lifelock CEO Todd Davis has plastered his social security number everywhere to demonstrate how well his company's identity theft services perform to keep client information secure.Davis has had his identity stolen at least 13 times. So how's that working out for you, Todd?It's working out so well for Lifelock's customers that the US Federal Trade Commission has fined Lifelock $12 million for deceptive advertising practices. But this isn't a rant...
No Wonder Journalism Is Circling The Drain
Posted on 15:38 by Unknown

This is the sort of prose I would have expected to find in one of my college writing classes. For freshmen. In 1983.It wasn't quite man-bites-dog, but there were men and there were dogs and there was biting.Can we rule out involvement by the South Carolina Republic party?WTOP radio was a 2009 Edward R. Murrow award winner. Fabulous.var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Sarah Palin, Dinosaur Queen
Posted on 12:23 by Unknown
Sarah Palin is to facts as the Triassic era is to Dino-human sock hops....
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid On Oil
Posted on 08:15 by Unknown
If the BP oil gusher wasn't so tragic, the political response would be highly entertaining. Even though it's killing our environment and might wipe out thousands of jobs for years to come, we can't stop the risky drilling practices because our insatiable thirst for oil has made us drunk on petroleum products, with a corresponding degradation in our decision-making abilities. At the same time, pols who squawk loudly about bailouts, government interference,...
What A Drag It Is Getting Old
Posted on 06:53 by Unknown
Activity Tip of the Day - moving an entire floor of furniture when you're 49 years oldmeans you get to enjoy a next day breakfast of paroxysm and AdvilEat ...
Sunday, 23 May 2010
The Scent of Natural Charcoal Burning Makes My Dick Hard
Posted on 14:01 by Unknown
Is that so wro...
Life Is Good. But Odd.
Posted on 12:53 by Unknown
I have 5 lbs of wood dust in each nose hole. And a groundhog ran past the gazebo. I am not on drugs. It's a moment from my li...
Gaga for Google Goggles
Posted on 05:17 by Unknown
This is impressive. I've been toying with dumping my iPhone for an Android device when my AT&T contract ends in the spring, and technology like this is one of the reasons why.var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Ugly Duckling Learns To Code
Posted on 04:58 by Unknown
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Saturday, 22 May 2010
Racism - What A Bummer
Posted on 17:22 by Unknown
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Friday, 21 May 2010
The RandPaulinator
Posted on 16:49 by Unknown

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Pilot Flies for 13 Years With Fake License
Posted on 16:38 by Unknown

From the "this doesn't make me feel any more comfortable about flying" department comes word of a maintenance engineer who printed a fake pilot license on his home printer and used it to drive around 737s for thirteen years.Thomas Salme flew back and forth between Sweden and the rest of Europe, and no one was any the wiser. It's rumored that he liked gladiator movies.Fake license. Home printer. 737s.Maybe things are a lot more loose in Europe than...
Rachel Maddow Provides Rope For Rand Paul To Hang Himself
Posted on 06:02 by Unknown
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Lisa Stansfield & Barry White - All Around The World
Posted on 05:02 by Unknown
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Thursday, 20 May 2010
BP Blows
Posted on 17:24 by Unknown
Can someone please explain to me why we're allowing BP to be in charge of this whole fiasco? It appears they've been negligent and duplicitous at every opportunity. Why not just take over and send them the bill?var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
I feel like a real blogger, but with wood
Posted on 17:11 by Unknown

After a week where the only place I could blog was in the basement, I'm beginning to feel like the real deal.If only it was my parent's house.Does it count that I'm banished downstairs because we're having hickory floors installed on the first floor?I guess not. Maybe I should order some pizza.var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Blogs and Journalism, Round 42
Posted on 16:43 by Unknown

Via Andrew Sullivan, a Douglas Adams observation from 1999, before the world was filled with blogs and bloggers:So people complain that there's a lot of rubbish online, or that it's dominated by Americans, or that you can't necessarily trust what you read on the web. Imagine trying to apply any of those criticisms to what you hear on the telephone. Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'trust' what people...
Metasploit 3.4.0 Hacking Framework Released
Posted on 16:05 by Unknown

Good news if you're looking to test your security defenses - the Metasploit framework has updated to version 3.4.0.You wouldn't use Metasploit for evil purposes, boys and girls. Would you?More than 100 new exploits have been included compared to 3.3.0, and a slew of bug fixes have also gone into the release.From Darknet:This is the first version of Metasploit to have strong support for bruteforcing network protocols and gaining access with cracked...
Denmark Loves Mukhtar the Bus Driver
Posted on 15:54 by Unknown
Mukhtar is having a birthday, so his regulars turn into a well-wishing flash mob.A Daily Dish commenter shares the following:Thanks for posting that. Six months ago, extremists in Denmark were pitching legislation banning minarets. And of course there was the Muhammed cartoon controversy. Now a bus driver whose name means "chosen" in Arabic is celebrated by the folks who see him every day. It's good to see a sense of goodwill, born of community,...
Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Rand Paul Election News!
Posted on 15:32 by Unknown
Via The Poor Man Institute:Well I must say. I don’t have a lot of sympathy for Republicans in general, but this is just shocking. Josh Marshall is reporting that Rand Paul, teabagger icon and son of a libertarian conservative so hardcore that he hung on to his high school pledge to name one of his children after Ayn Rand, may be ungracious, perhaps egotistical, and something of an elistist? Mr. Marshall had better knock off this scurrilous rumor-mongering...
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