Rachel Maddow's Rules for Living

I have a middle-aged man-crush on Rachel Maddow.

Here are her ten Rules for Living.

1) Tweet others as you would wish to be tweeted.

2) Never use glasses you found in the lost and found box.

3) Never turn down anything someone offers you -- it's a sure way not to get it.

4) Never pull anyone's finger.

5) Hot glass looks like cold glass.

6) When climbing a mountain take a measuring tape.

7) Always measure. You owe it to the alcohol.

8) If you've got to fight, be sure you're right -- then win.

9) Never wear your shoes to bed.

10) You want common sense? Sortition for it!

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