Just sitting here while a Ubuntu upgrade chugs along, and this came up on the old music box, so I thought I'd share. var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Friday, 30 April 2010
Michael Moore was on Larry King Live the other night in what can only be described as an irrelevance-off. I do need to give Moore mad props for this quip:"... any illegal immigrant they catch in Arizona, they should let him keep doing his job because he's adding to the economy. For every one they catch, they should send one Goldman Sachs guy to Mexico." var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Wow. I've heard of targeted marketing before, but the thought of giving your mother a DC-powered sex vibe is one forward-leaning way to say, "Thanks for helping me with that math homework, mom!"Perhaps if she had owned something to relieve the stress you caused during your teen years, she wouldn't need a Magic Hand Massager now, Skippy. Ever think of that? Where the hell was Dad?You're always a day late and a dollar short. And eat something, for...
AriZona Iced Tea would like you to know that they're based in New York, thank you very much, so when you're looking to punish the jackholes that are behind the "May I see your papers, please?" immigration legislation, leave AriZona out of it.You are permitted to enjoy a refreshing AriZona Iced Tea while protesting, which I would find deliciously ironic.Apparently George Lopez used AriZona Iced Tea in a joke, and for the first time ever, people though...
Via Andrew Sullivan, a helpful reminder from all those Christians with their knickers in a bunch about illegal aliens and immigration:Leviticus 19:33-34 (NIV)When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him. The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. Bible burn!var addthis_pub="kpshea";...
Thursday, 29 April 2010
With hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil spreading across the Gulf of Mexico, headed for the American shoreline, those "Drill, baby, drill!" zealots would be hoisted precipitously from their own petards if the Obama administration had stuck to their guns on offshore drilling.Weeks prior to the oil rig explosion, the President made some comments about how safe offshore drilling had become through technological advancements, and now every right-wing...
It's an unwritten rule that you never need anti-virus software until you need it badly. The corollary to that edict is that, being signature based, AV programs are only as good as what they already know, and studies have shown that leading anti-malware offerings fail to detect upwards of 50% of malicious code.If that isn't enough to make you ponder an existence as an internet hermit, then perhaps the concept of fake anti-virus software will push...
Wednesday, 28 April 2010
Maybe it was the threat of having to actually do some filibustering on the Senate floor that convinced them, or perhaps they preferred to attend evening fundraisers with lobbyists pouring champagne over their naked bodies.Regardless, Senate republicans have folded like a cheap suitcase. I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason turned out to be they were concerned that the public would see the stains on their cots, given they are a bunch of bedwetters.var...
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Polo Assless Chaps, anyone?How about a Vinyl Dungeon Restraint System?Stocked up on Poo Pills?Seems the gang at Cockeyed.com noticed that Costco goes pretty low-end on their signage, what with keeping up the illusion of an actual warehouse - albeit one that hands out chicken chunks and cheesy poofs.Since pranks are what they do, man, they printed up some price labels of their own and strategically placed them in assorted Costco stores. Hilarity ensured.Warning...
With all the outrage (real and faux) over the KFC Double Down, let's see where the typical American lunch offering falls within the chart of shame.I'm actually in pretty good shape, relatively speaking. The only two death-wiches on the list that I eat regularly are the Chick-Fil-A chicken sammich and the Wendy's Spicy Chicken (which I get with lettuce and onion only).I'm suddenly more confident that I'll survive at least until the end of the month.Via...
Don't do the crime if you can't do the slime.Don't do it.In Noble County, Indiana, Thomas Hovis Jr. decided that concealing himself in a vat of dog dukey was his best shot at freedom. Wanted on warrants that included methamphetamine and weapons charges, Hovis eluded a SWAT team and spent nearly an hour in the poop pit.What's more, when pulled from the dog pile, Hovis resisted and was summarily stunned by a Taser before being taken into custody. Suffering...
Monday, 26 April 2010
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