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Saturday, 31 July 2010

The Difference Between Loneliness and Solitude

Posted on 12:14 by Unknown


Via


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Friday, 30 July 2010

Angry Weiner

Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
That's one hot Weiner. I relish these puns.



More of this, please.



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US Broadband Speeds Slower Than Kyrgyzstan

Posted on 17:02 by Unknown
Recent surveys detailed at TechDirt inform us that the US ranks about 27th in broadband download and upload speeds, behind such technological powerhouses as Kyrgyzstan.

I'm calling this the "Borat Effect," so you'll need to pay me if you use that. Real moneys, too.

We're falling behind is just about everything due to two factors: greed and cowardice. US broadband providers want to extract as much profit from their business as possible while providing the bare minimum to attract and retain customers, and our Congress and administration are more than happy to accept campaign contributions from broadband providers while ensuring that nothing improves.

Needed: Technical Learnings of Kyrgyzstan for Make Broadband Glorious Nation of America.

Image via Wikimedia Commons



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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Louis C.K. on Being White

Posted on 17:09 by Unknown


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Microsoft's 'Community Watch' Approach to Security

Posted on 16:25 by Unknown
Ars Technica reports:

At the Black Hat security conference today, Microsoft championed a new approach to addressing security issues. The new emphasis is on collaboration between software vendors and security researchers to ensure that customers are kept as safe as possible.

Microsoft likened its approach to Neighborhood Watch schemes—secure computing cannot be achieved with software vendors and researchers all working independently; the landscape is too complex and the attackers are too numerous for this approach to work. Instead, companies must set aside their differences and work together to safeguard customers.


I'm familiar with how neighborhood watches operate. Come with me while I take a jaunty trek through Mr. Ballmer's Neighborhood.

Hey Steve. You left your garage door open.
Yo. Steve-o. Your front door was ajar all night. Again.
Did you know all your Windows are cracked, Steve?
Nice siding and shutters you've got there, Steve. Plan on installing a roof?
Umm, not sure if you noticed, Steve, but Linus Torvald's house seems to have a cloak of invisibility.

Remember, we're all in this together.

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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Little Kid Drops The Gloves For Hockey Fight

Posted on 07:02 by Unknown
Well, he is missing his front teeth, like real hockey players.



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Monday, 26 July 2010

Ron Livingston Does Keyboard Cat

Posted on 16:02 by Unknown


Times are tough for Captain Nixon. This is why you never turn down a fancy shirt from Carrie Bradshaw.


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