Sadly, this is not satire. It is, however, idiotic.
Pew pew!
Pew pew!
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Friday, 27 August 2010
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| I Have a Scheme | ||||
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Sunday, 8 August 2010
Saturday, 7 August 2010
Smart sometimes still wins.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
It's unsettling to click a link and find that you're connected to thousands of people without your knowledge, even though that's sort of the purpose of social networking tools on the Internet.
Who does Google know that you know? - Boing Boing
Who does Google know that you know? - Boing Boing
Friday, 6 August 2010
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| I Give Up - 9/11 Responders Bill | ||||
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Thursday, 5 August 2010
What if a critical flaw in Adobe Reader was demonstrated before a group of security professionals at the Black Hat conference and none of them made a sound, either?
That's what Charlie Miller must be thinking. He's the security expert that presented the vulnerability at Black Hat. His lament?
"Adobe security is so bad that […] not a single person tweeted it. Sad."
Adobe has acknowledged the flaw and is said to be working on a fix. Whether the patch is released out of band or at Adobe's next scheduled quarterly security release remains to be seen. Also unclear is the list of versions impacted by the vulnerability. The only good news is that there are no reports of exploits in the wild.
Some question how many more security blows Adobe can endure before going down for the count. My response is to look at Microsoft's track record. Many years into their latest secure coding push, Redmond is scheduled to release 14 patches to close 34 vulnerabilities in their August 2010 Bulletin Release. This mandates a massive amount of testing and deployment for enterprise customers, yet Windows is still the dominant operating system and office suite. The cost of switching away is substantial due to user training, infrastructure, and application impacts that it's almost cheaper to stick with the ugliness you know.
The same holds true for Adobe. It's the PDF reader with the most saturation, and not just among corporate environments. Home users are virtually guaranteed to have Adobe Reader installed on their systems, even though fully functional alternatives exist. Many have found Reader installed as a bundled offering from another application. The home user is also more likely to have an unpatched operating system and outdated software offerings, making exploit trivial. Antivirus protection? Please.
Adobe's install base and numerous versions places the company in the same predicament as Microsoft. There's a lot of old, insecure stuff out there, and even offering an automatic update solution only partially solves the problem. If Adobe can get 80% of the vulnerable installs patched, that still leaves hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of ripe targets out there. And when the next critical Adobe flaw appears - and you know it's when, and not if - the hamster wheel spins again.
My advice is the same as always. Dump Adobe products for less target-rich alternatives. A simple Google search on PDF readers will return scores of options onto your screen. Be sure to completely uninstall any Adobe software currently on your machine, being wary of third-party apps that might have plunked down some version while you whistled through a boring install routine. If in doubt, use Task Manager to look for processes associated with Adobe products.
Otherwise, abandon hope all ye who enter Adobeville. Like another Scream sequel, this will not end well.
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
I wouldn't mind having a BioErgonomic pen, even though I do a lot more typing that writing these days. Anything that's better for my body gets a thumbs-up.
But does it need to look like a johnson? And will the tip dry out if I don't put the cap back on?
Can I call it the Bic Dick?
Does it come with its own rollerballs?
Does the ink turn the paper yellowish over time?
I believe I will stop now.
Geekologie
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I guess killing the good bacteria in your gastrointestinal system while also knocking off bad bacteria elsewhere is something of a trade-off.
I hope I'm not in the middle of a long car ride if this kicks in. That would suck.
For everyone.
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
Monday, 2 August 2010
No one outside of this infuriating clique cares unless the result is lower unemployment, exits from two wars, and no more hungry children.
Sunday, 1 August 2010
The etymology of the phrase “drill, baby, drill” is derived from the legendary words attributed to Bill Epton, a militant black activist who was jailed for uttering “burn, baby, burn” in response to the Harlem riots of 1964
And:
Once upon a time in America, a black man was convicted and imprisoned because the words “burn, baby, burn” were an incitement to violence. A few decades later, a black man was elevated to the chairmanship of the Republican Party because the words “drill, baby, drill” were an incitement to jingoistic fervor.
So how does she manage to translate the past to the present?
I know, you weren’t expecting me to go all college professor on you. You probably just asked about this because you wanted me to talk shit about Sarah Palin. After all, she’s the one who made the phrase popular.
That’s fine. I have no problem with that. Thing is, that empty headed cunt runs around parroting “drill, baby, drill” to her political base of half-retarded right wing nutballs, and I doubt she’s ever heard of Bill Epton. She wouldn’t have a clue as to the ironic etymology of the phrase. She’s too fucking dumb.
Smart, acerbic women are wonderful.
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